…….. Later It Was Discovered That Rajanikanth Was Smoking In India !!!!!!!!!!
* Rajanikanth Did His Kg From Seven Different Places..Today Those Places Are Known As IITs!!!!!!
* Government Of India Pays Tax To Rajanikanth For Living In India !!!!!!!
* Definition Of Solar Eclipse:
When Rajanikanth Stares At Sun With Anger, Sun Hides Behind The Moon. This Greatest Phenomena Is Called Solar Eclipse………!!!!!
* Rajanikanth Woke Up One Day And Decided He Should Share Atleast One Percent Of His Knowledge With The World……
Thus………………….. The Google Was Born!!!!
* Think What Would Have Happened If Rajani Would Have Born 150 Years Ago..?????
British Would Have Fought For Independance….
* Best Rajani Joke!!!!!!
Even Ghajini Remembers Rajani!!!!
* An Email Was Sent From Mysore To Bangalore
Rajanikanth Stopped It At Mandya ….
* Why Do Earthquake Occur?????
Because At That Time Rajanikanth’s Mobile Is On Vibration Mode!!!!!!!!!
Since Then That Day Is Known As
…………….…………..
Sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* The Pyramids In Egypt Are Actually……………………………
………. Rajanikanths Primary School Craft Projects!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Breaking News:
ISRO Does Not Exists Anymore…..!!
Rajanikanth Purchased All The Rockets For Diwali Celebration!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Why Did Rajani Buy An Acre Of Land Wth 4 Wells On Each Corner?????
………………….. To Play Carrom!!!!!!
* Before Tom Cruise, Rajani Was Approached For The Movie Mission Impossible, But Rajani Refused As He Found The Title Insulting..
* Rajnikanths Next Project. Titanic In Tamil. Climax Revised. Both Survive. Rajnikant Swims Across The Atlantic Ocean With Heroine In One Hand And… Titanic In The Other.
